All shirts available in men, women, and kid sizes (XL, Large, Medium, and Small). Sweatshop free and manufactured in the US, designed and printed in KC. Please specify style, size, and cut at checkout with Venmo.
Shirts
NEW
Mystic Bear
$
30
Blessed under a full moon with a druid’s knife, this T is designed to curse your enemies. Each shirt is also imbued with a single drop of Quinn’s blood. Fun! SEE SAMPLE
NEW
Django Bear
$
30
Dazzle your friends and family with this deliciously comfy and wildly stylish t-shirt. This bear can really whale.
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Limited
Holy Bear
$
30
Inspired by holy imagery and ancient wood carvings, make this t-shirt the center of attention at your next religious event. Kid sizes are also available.
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LIMITED
Retro Bear
$
30
Great care went into the design & fabrication of this garment. We A/B tested 56 variations until our data set said, “this is the one”. SEE SAMPLE
SOLD OUT
Robot Attack
$
30
This T commemorates the “Robot Attack of Ann Arbor Michigan” in 1918. To the brave citizens of our state to the North, we salute you. SEE SAMPLE
Sold out
Polar Bear
$
30
Why limit your bear fighting to the standard brown bear? Show your vigilance against those horrible blood thirsty polar bears, as well.
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SOLD OUt
Wolfman Bear
$
30
If you’re a fan of our triple-platinum Grammy award wining song “Make me a Wolfman”, well now you can prove it! Prove it by buying this shirt.
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Other stuff
NEW
Hats
$
30
Premium headwear. But please don’t feel limited by wearing this item only on your head. Get a pair and wear them as oven mitts. Or take it fishing and use it as a net! The options are really limitless*. (*Options are not limitless)
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NEW
Koozie
$
7
The tyranny of warm drinks ends here. It ends NOW. We sprung for the extra fancy koozies for this design: a metallic blue/green that your cantankerous uncle Dale cannot, WILL NOT steal. Hands off, Dale!
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