Merch

Get your grubby mits on some of our choice merchanise. All items crafted from the finest materials, and sewn by the most skilled child laborers in all of Indonesia! Guaranteed!* To order, just send us a message with the items you'd like to order.

* indicates the noted items are not guaranteed to be handled, manufactured or assembled in Indonesia. Items were most likely created by locally-sourced child laborers.

Music

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The Planet Where We Fell In Love

She's a beaut, Clark. Brand new as of August 2014. Inculdes You're In Kansas, Little Mr. Muscles, The Devil, I'm The Man, among a bunch of other great tunes.

  • Category: CD
  • Price: $15.00

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Off to the Underworld!

Get your mits on this humdinger of an album. The 30 tracks on this puppy will make you giggle with delight. Inculdes Blood River, 1.75, Space Age Days, and Animal Man among a ton of other solid gold number one hit jams.

  • Category: CD
  • Price: $20.00

 

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Apocalypse Party

The KCBF's debut record-smashing chart-topping album of the year! Holy cow get 'em while they're in stock! Includes favorites* such as "It's Not Contagious", "Daddy's Sock Drawer", and world famous "Seven Inch Snake".
* These songs are not featured on this album. However, this album DOES include tracks such as "Making Babies", "Wolfman" and "Medicine".

  • Category: CD
  • Price: $15.00

T-shirts

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Round logo t-shirt

Dazzle your friends and family with this stunning t-shirt. Wearing this shirt will make you look more confident, smarter, and even cuter than you already are. Believe it! Comes in any color and/or size your heart could desire. Also available in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details

  • Price: $15.00
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Classic logo t-shirt

Representin'. G'yea. Available in various colors, also available in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details


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Wolfman t-shirt

Make me a wolfman. This size is available in various colors but only in men's sizes and cuts. Contact for details

  • Price: $15.00
  • | Category: clothing, t-shirt

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Robot attack t-shirt

They are coming for you and your kids. This style is available in various colors, and in women's sizes and cuts. Contact for details

  • Price: $15.00
  • | Category: clothing, t-shirt

Stickers

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Bear Fighters of America sticker: Bear

Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details

 

  • Price: $2.00 (or all four for $7.00)
  • | Category: Sticker

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Bear Fighters of America sticker: Field Mouse

Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details

  • Price: $2.00 (or all four for $7.00)
  • | Category: Sticker

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Bear Fighters of America sticker: Penguin

Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details

  • Price: $2.00 (or all four for $7.00)
  • | Category: Sticker

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Bear Fighters of America sticker: Tiger Cub

Collect all four of these smashing vinyl stickers! Sticker size: 3 1/2" x 3 1/2". Contact for details

  • Price: $2.00 (or all four for $7.00)
  • | Category: Sticker

Other Stuff

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Round logo patches

Slap one of these stitched bad-boys on your jacket and be the toughest kid on the block! They can either be sewn-on or ironed-on. How very versatile!
Patch size: 3" x 3". Contact for details

  • Price: $4.00
  • | Category: Patch, Other Stuff

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Bear Fighter Koozie

Keep your soda-pop cold in this oh-so very stylish koozie. All sorts of colors available, and stuff.. Contact for details

  • Price: $5.00
  • | Category: Koozie, Other Stuff